After Epstein’s Pal “Committed Suicide” On Saturday, Ted Cruz Asks Where Hillary Was This Weekend

The rumors of Hillary Clinton’s “kill list” is the stuff urban legends are made of.

A lot of her enemies and friends always seem to wind up dead, from supposed “suicide.”

Sure, many people make jokes about it, but it is really odd, to say the least.

If you’re a friend or enemy of Hillary’s it’s probably a good idea to announce publicly that you’re not depressed and don’t feel suicidal at all.

Maybe do that once a day, just to be on the safe side.

And speaking of Hillary’s phantom “kill list,” another person in her “circle” of acquaintances committed suicide on Saturday.

This time it was a close pal and supposed “pimp” for Jeffrey Epstein.

NPR reported that a modeling agent who was close to disgraced U.S. financier Jeffrey Epstein was found dead Saturday in his French jail cell, where he was being held in an investigation into the rape of minors and trafficking of minors for sexual exploitation, according to the Paris prosecutor’s office.

Victims of the alleged abuse described shock and dismay that the agent, Jean-Luc Brunel, will never face trial. They described his death as a double blow after Epstein killed himself in 2019 in a Manhattan jail while awaiting sex-trafficking charges.

Paris police are investigating Brunel’s death, the prosecutor’s office said. The circumstances of his death were not made public and Brunel’s lawyers did not comment on it.

So, all internet hell broke loose when Ted Cruz decided to chime in and ask what Hillary was doing this weekend…

Man, liberals were triggered BIG TIME.

Here’s what Ted said: “Anyone know where Hillary was this weekend?”

Liberals literally lost their minds. Here are some of their mouth-frothing comments:

“Definitely not Cancun. Ted, would you please get serious and be a United States Senator? Please?”

“I don’t know. You didn’t see her in Cancun? Probably not. She was last seen comforting your wife. Seems your buddy called her an UGLY broad on national TV and her husband Rafael Ted Cruz didn’t stand up for her.”

“What an embarrassment you are.”

“Top-level Republicans are now insinuating that Hillary Clinton secretly traveled to France this weekend and murdered someone who was in jail. The GOP is officially the party of pathologically lying, delusional clowns.”

“Heidi Cruz, you have knowingly mated with this …… thing?”

“Ted Cruz makes me embarrassed to be from Texas.” 

“Ted Cruz should be removed from his job for saying something this sick and twisted!!” 

Liberals have no sense of humor whatsoever. They also have zero joy in their lives.

How many years has everyone joked that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer? And everyone had a laugh about it, especially conservatives.

And what is this obsession liberals have with Ted’s trip to Cancun? My God, it was eons ago, and it wasn’t that big of a deal.

But it’s fun to know that liberals can be thrown into a tizzy this quickly and easily.

We’ve still “got it.”